Dear Blabbing MIKE,
You've been so distant lately. I miss you. As far as men who photograph my backside, you are the best!
Why did you leave me? Are the UFO girls more adoring than us media babes?
Are UFO geeks nicer than the news folks? That's so hard to believe. Media people are the best! We're so immensely talented and nice.
Please come back. Don't let the few stupid and ignorant ruin it for all the rest of us wonderful media.
We dig your stuff more than any of us would ever admit.
Your babe Dallas
