Blab Board 2008-2009

ITT: we say what pisses us off in a humorous way.


It's been a while since we did this and I think it was damn funny, so here we go again; the challenge this time is to show it with a pic. (so kill me for trying to bring more life into this dead horse of a board). Example follows.



Another one (not for the squeamish)

Maybe he's Native American................

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(this flick was extremely over rated)

TRAHALD wrote:

I'm sorry TRA, but you are making a fallacious argument here:

"Slut" is a rather subjective sexual state of being.
"Rapist" is a clear-cut perpetrator of a sexual crime.

"Acting" a part.....is far more serious than "dressing" it.

See what you've done?
You brought out the Angry Feminist in me.
(You should see what she does when she's pleased..........)

Dallas wrote:I'm sorry TRA, but you are making a fallacious argument here:

"Slut" is a rather subjective sexual state of being.
"Rapist" is a clear-cut perpetrator of a sexual crime.

"Acting" a part.....is far more serious than "dressing" it.

See what you've done?
You brought out the Angry Feminist in me.

Fallacious and delicious. Seriously, this is the same anger when I go to a bar. See, there's always a girl at the bar with a dress so short that you can see is the carpet matches the drapes, a neckline that plunges deeper than Jacques Cousteau, and more makeup than Tammy Fae Bakker. So one might see this fine specimen and say to one self, "Boy, she's trolling with the steel net tonight." So one might wander over and attempt to strike up a conversation, to which one receives the response "I don't want to talk to anyone tonight. I just need some me time."

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

You could have stayed at home dressed all normal like and not talked to anyone. And had your fucking me time. But no, you had to come out here looking all pr0n and fuck with my reptilian brain.

But according to your argument, I can go out on the street dressed as a Police Officer, and when someone runs up to me begging for help I an kindly brush them off explaining, "No, I'm just dressed the part, I'm not acting it" and that's okay?

Fucking double standard.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! TRAHALD

This tells me, "I am looking for some action & want to play all night long."




This says, "I just want to talk all night long."

Unfortunately, you boys are making the assumption that women exist in part for your viewing pleasure.
Well.....actually we do.
It's one of our VERY minor duties in life.
We even let some of you dudes touch us.....and more.

However, you make the fallacious assumption that you might actually be one of those dudes.

Fallacious.
Why do I seem to find this word so--delicious?

Look, I'm not saying that all women exist for the sole purpose of men's viewing and physical pleasure (they cook too! ;P), and I'm not saying that you should judge a book by its cover alone (though I do believe that it has a large impact on your perception of the contents), I'm simply pointing out the very irritating habit some folks have of willfully deceiving the opposite sex for their own perverse pleasure.
This is just one more thing that separates men and women. Men are simple reptilian creatures; we expect the WYSIWYG principle to be in full force, while women are more subtle.

A good example:



Now men will laugh our asses off at this. We’re not going to think about what this actually means, or what repercussions this image will have on our psyche or society at large, or what this little girl’s future is.

I have no idea what women will thing of this because when I tried to imagine it this happened:

F - A - I - L ! ! ! ! !